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"You live very near the edge, don't you"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'How about a game of cards?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'Arf! Arf!'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Mohammad's motors

"Come and get it!"

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

High tide.

"Efficiency tombs available"

'I'm really thirsty.'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'