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Gunshot

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

On the brink.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'How about a game of cards?'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Rock Climber

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Medieval headlines.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Bad times to sneeze

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

Bird watching in Bolivia

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

'I don't suppose an apology would suffice?'

Are you sure, 'send-to-all' is a good idea, Majesty?"

"Sweetie, you can’t solve this problem by throwing money at it!"

"Nice cannonball, Grandma!"

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

"Sure, there are commuting issues! But look at the view!"

"Don't forget your flask,dear"

Everest summit queue...

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

"Looking on the bright side, we should get fifty quid for the lawnmower."

Bear outdoor toilet!

"Why is it always me? What's wrong with Edward or Siegfried or Elizabeth or Margaret? But no! It's always 'Katie bar the door!'"