Cliff Dwellers Pillows

Gunshot

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

On the brink.

'How about a game of cards?'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Rock Climber

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Medieval headlines.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Bad times to sneeze

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

Bird watching in Bolivia

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

'I don't suppose an apology would suffice?'

"Sweetie, you can’t solve this problem by throwing money at it!"

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

Are you sure, 'send-to-all' is a good idea, Majesty?"

"Nice cannonball, Grandma!"

"Sure, there are commuting issues! But look at the view!"

'If it's any consolation, I agree with you that humour is a better defence mechanism than anger.'

"Why is it always me? What's wrong with Edward or Siegfried or Elizabeth or Margaret? But no! It's always 'Katie bar the door!'"

"Don't forget your flask,dear"

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Warning! Corona virus!

Bear outdoor toilet!