Clever Cheat Gifts

"The teacher separated us, but you can still tweet me the test answers."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"It's a setup."

"And he's a nutritional-support animal, too."

"So you want to hide it from other squirrels by presented to deposit it in savings, then taking it back and putting it in a secret account?"

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

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Cat Trap,

Bear bends hunter's guns.

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

How David Really Won

Man in puzzle shop looks at staff picks which are individual puzzle pieces.

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

'If you don't have room for vegetables, you don't have room for dessert, so I put your vegetables on top of your ice cream.'

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

'You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming...'

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After convincing his competitors that being early to bed and early to rise would make them healthy, wealthy and wise, Ben Franklin stayed up all night working on his next invention.

Spring Water - Cholesterol Free.

'I find that if you roll your sleeves down before you go in for dinner, you don't have to wash so much.'

Paint by Numbers.

Eureka!

"Uh-huh...you said clean my room! Nothing was mentioned about the closet!"

I know it's cheating, but you have to admit it's pretty clever!

'Poker tournament sponsors have to report all winnings over $5,000. I quit at $4,999.'

'At 15 he's too slow to chase mice anymore, but he's compensated by becoming much more clever.'

'Now THAT's what I call an innovative business plan!'