Clever Couponer Gifts

"Do you still give a discount on dented cans?"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Bored Baker

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

"And he's a nutritional-support animal, too."

'Do you have any coupons?'

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

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"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"

"All As. What did you get?"

Man in puzzle shop looks at staff picks which are individual puzzle pieces.

Lemonade, 50? ? After 25? mail-in rebate.

'New! A bonus island of flavor!'

Spring Water - Cholesterol Free.

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"The teacher separated us, but you can still tweet me the test answers."

I have a coupon for half off an $8 blueberry muffin. That's be $8.

'A salesman is selling umbrellas in a rainforest.'

"Oh great! It's the Coupocalypse."

"That one's expired, too?"

"Big brother, can you lend me $20? But only give me $10."

"I like it. Subtle, dignified, yet persuasive."

"This is the amount you have to pay Casanova. This is NOT my phone number."

"And WHO let those $10 in ExtraBucks die?"

"All those worthless junk bonds I got you into... I'm trying to convert them into supermarket coupons."

Congratulations, Coupon Lady. You saved $15 and earned the wrath of everyone stuck behind you.

Panic buying toilet paper

"Money is tight right now, so I put everything I want to buy in a shopping cart, then just leave it and walk away. . . my shopping fiz is satisfied and I didn't spend any money!"