Clever Cheat Pillows

"The teacher separated us, but you can still tweet me the test answers."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"It's a setup."

"And he's a nutritional-support animal, too."

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

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Cat Trap,

Bear bends hunter's guns.

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

Man in puzzle shop looks at staff picks which are individual puzzle pieces.

'If you don't have room for vegetables, you don't have room for dessert, so I put your vegetables on top of your ice cream.'

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

'You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming...'

'I find that if you roll your sleeves down before you go in for dinner, you don't have to wash so much.'

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Paint by Numbers.

"Uh-huh...you said clean my room! Nothing was mentioned about the closet!"

I know it's cheating, but you have to admit it's pretty clever!

'Poker tournament sponsors have to report all winnings over $5,000. I quit at $4,999.'

Eureka!

'Now THAT's what I call an innovative business plan!'

"Pretend you're a zombie and the cauliflower is a brain."