Creative Cheat Gifts

Paint by Numbers.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Empty box of ideas

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

House of books.

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'The first thing we will do is select a block captain.'

Open Source.

Does your computer have a webcam? Yes. I've fixed it so no one can spy on me. What a tech genius! A band-aid solution that works!

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

The Cartoonists

'Kids today are so imaginative!'

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

New Year's Resolution.

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

"Our clients like their accountants to use their 'imagination', but most would still prefer their returns in a spreadsheet."

'Remember, Son -- build a better mouse trap and an angry mob will beat a path to your door.'

Dip Pen Bouquet

A knitter's in and out boxes

Ed uses comb-overs on his bald spots.

"My dog bit the neighbor who does my homework."

"The teacher separated us, but you can still tweet me the test answers."

"I ain't writin' nothin' down! I save and protect my intellectual property right up here!"

"How do you think outside the box?"

Woman Harnessing Weird Hallucinogenic Pre-Menstrual Forces

"That was a great idea to use tequila worms as bait!"