Creative Shootout Gifts

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Football Chameleon

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Artists of the wild west.

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

Man reading in lamp

Principal with 'budget cuts' in-tray and 'creative solutions' out-tray.

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

"Okay, caption ideas for this cartoon. What do we got?"

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

Flower spins its petals and flies like plane.

'Go ahead and laugh! But I haven't had a mosquito near me in years.'

Interpretive marathon

'Don't I even get a chance to put my spin on it?'

Minced Oath Day 2022

Back scratcher

"I look forward to our annual Creative Corn Circle Outing."

"Fall prevention!"

"Wow, Leonardo! Science, art, inventions. . . Can't you focus?!?"

"We need fresher ideas"

Chess bowling.