Shootouts Gifts

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Pointing.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

A Rifle Competition in the North

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!"

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."