Shootouts Gifts

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Pointing.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

A Rifle Competition in the North

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!"

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

A man shoots at a drone.

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

Hit a duck, win a prize.