Clever Accounting Gifts

'It's a smart bailiff who finds us here!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

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Cat Trap,

"We try to inject a little humor in our statements, but you should take them seriously."

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

Bear bends hunter's guns.

"All As. What did you get?"

'So the cuts have started then?'

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"

Man in puzzle shop looks at staff picks which are individual puzzle pieces.

Accountancy - 'plein air'

“I can’t disagree, your methods are very creative. But… have you any practical accounting experience?”

Right brain accounting.

'You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming...'

Your Ad Here.

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

"Very impressive. I see you majored in accounting and minored in creative writing."

Spring Water - Cholesterol Free.

'I find that if you roll your sleeves down before you go in for dinner, you don't have to wash so much.'

"Can't talk right now - we're in the middle of a fiction-writing workshop."

Broker's Report

I know it's cheating, but you have to admit it's pretty clever!

'Poker tournament sponsors have to report all winnings over $5,000. I quit at $4,999.'

"Uh-huh...you said clean my room! Nothing was mentioned about the closet!"

"And some people think accountancy is boring."