Clever Accounting T-Shirts

'It's a smart bailiff who finds us here!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

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Cat Trap,

"We try to inject a little humor in our statements, but you should take them seriously."

You're doing "taxes", huh? What's your high score?

F.B.I. Financial Fraud Investigation Unit. The accountant passed his lie detector test. Where should I file the result? In "accounts believable."

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

Bear bends hunter's guns.

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

Man in puzzle shop looks at staff picks which are individual puzzle pieces.

"All As. What did you get?"

How David Really Won

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

'So the cuts have started then?'

“I can’t disagree, your methods are very creative. But… have you any practical accounting experience?”

Accountancy - 'plein air'

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"

Right brain accounting.

'You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming...'

"Can't talk right now - we're in the middle of a fiction-writing workshop."

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

Spring Water - Cholesterol Free.

After convincing his competitors that being early to bed and early to rise would make them healthy, wealthy and wise, Ben Franklin stayed up all night working on his next invention.

"Very impressive. I see you majored in accounting and minored in creative writing."

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'I find that if you roll your sleeves down before you go in for dinner, you don't have to wash so much.'

Broker's Report

I know it's cheating, but you have to admit it's pretty clever!

"Uh-huh...you said clean my room! Nothing was mentioned about the closet!"

'Poker tournament sponsors have to report all winnings over $5,000. I quit at $4,999.'

'At 15 he's too slow to chase mice anymore, but he's compensated by becoming much more clever.'