Cleaning Cueballer Gifts

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Pest Control

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

The reluctant parrot

"We have raccoons."

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

Woman in swimsuit vacuuming the lawn.

Cleaning service on skates.

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

'Treat yourself to a game of pot black.'

Birds cue ball escape.

Where bee's wax really comes from.

'Y'know you could clean out the pool once in a while.'

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

STRIP Hambone: Flossing the keyboard

I know you're keen to practise the new salsa routine, but I'm getting a bit jealous of the vacuum.

Robot Washing Up.

'Ease up a bit on the cue ball.'

Math Department Janitor

"I glued myself to a snooker ball."

'The Vicar's kindly offered to clean the pool.'