Cleaning Cueballer Mugs

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Pest Control

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

The reluctant parrot

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

"We have raccoons."

Make it look like an accident. Carpet cleaners.

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

Woman in swimsuit vacuuming the lawn.

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

So that's what they mean by the "vacuum of space"! Vvrrrrr. WHOOSH!

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

Cleaning service on skates.

'Am I bald?'

'Treat yourself to a game of pot black.'

Birds cue ball escape.

Where bee's wax really comes from.

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

STRIP Hambone: Flossing the keyboard

'Y'know you could clean out the pool once in a while.'

Robot Washing Up.

I know you're keen to practise the new salsa routine, but I'm getting a bit jealous of the vacuum.

'Ease up a bit on the cue ball.'

Math Department Janitor

"I glued myself to a snooker ball."