Keyboard Cleaner Mugs

I advise not to eat jelly doughnuts while working at your computer anymore."

"You could buy a new keyboard, but it would be cheaper to just stop eating when using the computer."

STRIP Hambone: Flossing the keyboard

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I don't do windows."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Bathroom Fairy

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Not guilty?"

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

The household cavalry

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Pest Control

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

TV and cleaner