Keyboard Ninja Mugs

'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'

Penny got carpal tunnel, and had to hunt and peck.

Uh-oh, Bob, you got paste and match! Right hand option, left hand up arrow, right food command, left foot V. Keyboard Shortcuts Twister.

"Is there a geek of any kind in the house?"

Computer thinks as man pecks keyboard: Wow! And he says I'm slow!

"I understand you're a troubleshooter when it comes to websites."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Piano Recital

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

A woman playing a keyboard

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

Internet Cafe.

'How many words per minute do you type?'

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

The Escape Key

Computer Music

Computer Life

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'