Claustrophobia Humorist Pillows

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

Superhero with Acrophobia

A Not So Grand Slam.

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

'Some people feel they've entered a dark, claustrophobic place, from which there's no escape...'

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

Cotton candy

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

Fly having an idea.

'What seems to be the problem?'

Dinosaur scared of a mouse.

On the planet Clowny, they are afraid of us.

Missile attending a 'Fear of flying course'

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

"Well done!"

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'

The coward's way out.

"If you fits, you sits!"

The end is nigh.

'I'll see the ones with clean underwear first.'

Man in tuxedo afraid to fire his gun.

Pandora's Fax.