Claustrophobia Conqueror Pillows

'Some people feel they've entered a dark, claustrophobic place, from which there's no escape...'

"If you fits, you sits!"

The coward's way out.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

What My Day Feels Like

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"Papi, I heard something!"

'Dino never could stand heights.'

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'