Claustrophobia Conqueror Mugs

'Some people feel they've entered a dark, claustrophobic place, from which there's no escape...'

"If you fits, you sits!"

The coward's way out.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

What My Day Feels Like

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

"Papi, I heard something!"