Coulrophobic Chuckles Pillows

Insane clown college.

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Jesus Christ

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

'Some people feel they've entered a dark, claustrophobic place, from which there's no escape...'

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

'I wish you'd stay focused Simpson!'

'I don't know. I woke up with it after preaching last weeks sermon...'

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'

'Yes, I did receive your resume. As a matter of fact, I'm passing it around the office as we speak.'

"Is he still there?"

The coward's way out.

"If you fits, you sits!"

'Time's up, chuckles.'

-What did the carrot say to the onion? -What? -Nothing, vegetables don't talk!

"I've found it the easiest way to administer nose drops!"

'Fortunately, the virus is dormant. Just be careful you don't wake it up.'

"There's only one of them roaming around now. The others are in self-isolation."

... I want you to sit in and keep prompting me not to swear.

"I don't know what it is, but there's something about them that really gives me the creeps."

'More specifically I have a fear of clowns that own fast food franchises.'

"I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism"

Man looks dismayed as voice on TV says: 'If you're a digital viewer, press your red button now for bonus footage and behind-the-scenes extras' everyone else ... oh, just get lost.'

"Sometimes I just want a nice salad."

"Stop it! That's creepy..."