Strike That Clause
Clause Striker Gifts
Looking for a gift for the clause striker? Our curated selection of fun and witty products celebrates the love of language and creative expression. Whether they’re a grammar geek, a word enthusiast, or a lover of clever puns, these items will bring a smile to their face. Brighten their day with humor and style, tailored to inspire and delight anyone passionate about clauses and creative writing.
'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'
"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."
'John is watching the game under protest.'
Mr. Blok goes bowling.
'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'
"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"
King Pin
Bowling ball head.
I have a new linguistic pet peeve. It's when, instead of just saying something like, "Bob ate a sandwich," people say, "Bob, he ate a sandwich." It drives me absolutely crazy. Speaking as a psychiatrist, that's a short drive, Al.
"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."
Goal
"Norman doesn't like any loose ends in his contracts, he likes everything tied up tight...it can be a problem..."
Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.
'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'
Snooker.
"Some fall harder than others."
Member of two trade unions
How the Fiddle Stays Fit.
Unison plans strikes
"Try not to loft the ball so much.'
World Cup Universe.
Connor Wickham
CEO practices his golf in the office.
'Why have you joined so many unions?'-'More chance to go on strike.'
'The lion's lost his pride.'
'Does the suicide clause apply if he eats himself to death?'
Bowling alley
'How much did you pay for that new striker?'
Fun at the bowling alley.
Bowling Pin Strike
"It's not a bad place to work, aside from the totally oppressive confidentiality agreement they make us sign."
A wrecking ball gets a strike in a bowling alley.
Transcendental Mediation
'Where's the fine print key?'
Clause Striker Gifts Collection
Clause Striker Mugs
Explore our mugs collection to find more witty and linguistic-themed mugs perfect for the clause striker in your life.
Clause Striker Pillows
Discover pillows that combine humor and style, perfect for adding personality to any space with a linguistic twist.
Clause Striker Prints
Check out our print collection for more clever, language-inspired designs to brighten up their home or workspace.
Clause Striker T-Shirts
Browse our T-shirt selection for more creative and witty designs that celebrate the love of language and wordplay.