"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"
Classroom Marketer Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the inventive energy of a classroom marketer? Our collection combines clever humor with thoughtful design, perfect for those who blend education with marketing creativity. Whether they’re planning campaigns or inspiring students, these products add a fun touch to their busy lives. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints designed to invigorate their workspace and showcase their unique talents. Celebrate their passion for education and marketing with a gift that’s as inventive as they are.
A Puppet Named Juan
Ethics exam cheater.
I should be a writer when I grow up...
'But I digress...'
Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."
"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"
A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'
"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."
'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.
Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?
'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'
School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.
'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'
'So what are you studying, young man?'
'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'
Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!
'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).
'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'
"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."
'This test doesn't understand me.'
"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."
Aerodynamics Lecture room.
"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"
"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"
"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."
" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."
Big Bang Theory.
The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.
"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."
'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'
"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"
'Who I played in Summer Stock.'
"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."
'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'
Classroom Marketer Gifts Collection
Classroom Marketer Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for classroom marketers — witty, inspiring, and designed to brighten any coffee break.
Classroom Marketer Pillows
Check out our pillows that add personality and comfort to any classroom or office setup, perfect for classroom marketers who love to personalize their space.
Classroom Marketer Prints
Find inspiring prints designed for classroom marketers — ideal for decorating offices or classrooms with creative flair.
Classroom Marketer T-Shirts
Discover our collection of t-shirts for classroom marketers — stylish, fun, and full of clever messages that celebrate their unique role.