Classroom Marketer Pillows

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

A Puppet Named Juan

Ethics exam cheater.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"