Cheeky Classroom Strategist Pillows

'It's an open book test...and I've got the teacher's book!'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'It wouldn't be right if I did your homework for you!' 'At least you could try!'

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'...All profits are local.'

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'That's the bell for round two.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

So what happens when you told Armstrong you wouldn't recite that Sinclair Broadcasting script? Oh, nothing. Sinclair sued me for everything I own, that's all. But the joke's on them: I've set up different LLC's for every aspect of my life. So all they could get were the assets of the LLC that they paid. This opens up a whole world of possibilities. I knew forming Rudy-has-next-to-nada LLC was a good idea. I am going to miss my ten cents and my broken wiffle ball, though.

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

'We need someone on the outside.'

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

'Be advised the information herein may not be current and is subject to change. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.'

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Oh no! What's wrong? I tweeted a sarcastic insult about Brian Blount, my nemesis in the race for class president. So? So … the sarcasm didn't come through. All my followers think I was praising him. Oh. Yeah, well sarcasm's tricky online. Oh no! My followers are confused about where my loyalties lie. Oh no! Some of them are calling me a sellout. They're saying they're disillusioned! Oh no! Now they've split into two factions, those who say I'm a sellout and those who say maybe Brian Blount isn't