Cheeky Classroom Strategist Pillows

'It's an open book test...and I've got the teacher's book!'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'It wouldn't be right if I did your homework for you!' 'At least you could try!'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

'That's the bell for round two.'

'...All profits are local.'

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'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

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"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'We need someone on the outside.'

'Be advised the information herein may not be current and is subject to change. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.'

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

'You always go that extra mile, don't you Molly.'

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"