Classical Techie Gifts

Ascent of Machine.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Gadget geek.

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

All the apps hidden within a phone

I've always been slower than computers...

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"I have an app for that."

Boombox

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

The Final Chapter.

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'