Classic Tale Tweaker Gifts

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Fish talking about fisherman

Thomas Hardy

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

fairy tales

Jack and the Beanstalk.

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

'When we get back this trip is going to need some embroidering.'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

"And if, in court, you need to varnish the truth, don't make it high gloss."

Every App tells a story.

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

Brothers Grimm

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

"This giant, Jack, did he touch you in any way?"

The Seder plate at Ye Olde Yankee Inne