Classic Romance Fan Turned Comedian Gifts

This Time... Rhett Gets The Picture

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Call me?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Right here's fine."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'Your place or mine?'

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

Love is in the air...

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'