Classic Romance Fan Turned Comedian Gifts

This Time... Rhett Gets The Picture

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"Call me?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Right here's fine."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Love is in the air...

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"