Classic Crime Scene Buff Gifts

"Thank you, I'd rather stand."

hard-boiled egg...

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'You know too much,'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"We need rain."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

"I know your mother."

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Turkey Autopsy

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff'

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

Penguin identity parade

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"