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"Thank you, I'd rather stand."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"We need rain."

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

Robber on treadmill

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

"I know your mother."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Turkey Autopsy

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff'

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

Penguin identity parade

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

Party balloons. Looks like an inside job. Helium.

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

"I'm home, with all my DNA."