Classic Adventure Storytelling Fan Gifts

'Forget it! — I'm not sailing all the way back to Europe just to get you a box of crackers!'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Yes, all at once!'

Thomas Hardy

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Mom dwarves.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

'....And that wont wake me either.'

Peter

'Look, Charlie, it's a bonanza!'

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

"Do we have any candy?"

Jack and Jill

'I know how you can get him to notice you.'

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

Social media in fairy tales

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

Hans Brinker - the early years.

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

Count and Figaro

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Alice Through The Looking Glass - The Red King and the Red Queen.

Pirate and parrot using ATM.