City Stride T-Shirts

"Oh sod it I'll walk."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

City Boy.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Love linked

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

No Immediate Danger

Hoodie Hang-out

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

The Streets - Night

Saxophone Player.

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Serenading

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Push for Disco...

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"I don't believe in you!"