City Side Relaxer T-Shirts

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

On holiday.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Sunbathers.

"Shake! Good Dog."

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"I only need shade for my wine."

Segregated Beach

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Life's a Bench.

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"I think he just ashed on me."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Inbox and outbox for books

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

Living next door to area 51

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Visit a Place in your Past...

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'