City Side Relaxer T-Shirts

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

On holiday.

Sunbathers.

"Shake! Good Dog."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"I only need shade for my wine."

Segregated Beach

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Inbox and outbox for books

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

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