City Stride Mugs

"Oh sod it I'll walk."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

No Immediate Danger

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Hoodie Hang-out

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

City Boy.

Love linked

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

Saxophone Player.

The Streets - Night

Serenading

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Push for Disco...

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I don't believe in you!"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."