Citi Bike Fan Gifts

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

"She's all over YouTube."

Running

Cyclist Flamingoes

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

"I want to report a race crime.'

'You should all be wearing helmets'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

Running machine with pothole.

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

The evolution of triathletes.

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

The headless moped driver

HEY!

'Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk. Timmy.'

"Need any electricity generated?"

Ryan Bayley

"He's come out of retirement!"

"Ooh, look - a Boris bike."

Tour de France champ François Faber

Distracted unicyclist causes a crash.

And coughs by smearing the back of the tongue with paste.

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

Jump Stop

'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'

No Caption. (Two gerbils are seen each in an exercise wheel. One is running and the other is riding a motorcycle.)

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."