Citi Bike Fan Mugs

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

"She's all over YouTube."

Running

Cyclist Flamingoes

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'You should all be wearing helmets'

"I want to report a race crime.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

Running machine with pothole.

The headless moped driver

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

HEY!

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

"Need any electricity generated?"

"He's come out of retirement!"

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

And coughs by smearing the back of the tongue with paste.

Jump Stop

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

Distracted unicyclist causes a crash.

'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

"I sweared to avoid someone who was reading a cycling facilities leaflet"

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

Fish riding penny-farthing.