Circus Nostalgist Gifts

Unemployed Circus Clown. Please give.

Children's Parties

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Litter Tray Training

Clown God

'He's maturing early.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Clown Face Painting

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Balloon dog poos.

"What's your occupation?"

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Circus Act

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"