Circus Nostalgist Prints

Unemployed Circus Clown. Please give.

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Litter Tray Training

'He's maturing early.'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Clown God

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Clown Face Painting

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Circus Act

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Balloon dog poos.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"What's your occupation?"

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'