Circus Lover Prints

"Your father and I wish you would choose a career that's a little more practical and a little less disturbing."

'Well, Mr. Bell, I must say in all my years in this industry I've never conducted an interview with someone so devoid of even a semblance of professionalism... You're hired.'

'I've become a victim of my own success. I'm starting to crack myself up.'

Birds sitting in high wire walker's way...

Tightrope walker with trampoline for safety net.

'Are you trying to be funny?'

'It's a sprained ankle again. Why are you always slipping on banana peels?'

"Clydesdale here is our specialist in funny little noises."

'Oh bugger cramp!'

'Well at least they died with smiles on their faces.'

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head

'Twenty-two circus clowns without seatbelts. Well, I just made my quota for the month!'

Looking for Fool's Gold...

Humor (title of book smashing pie into face)

'We're expelling you, Henderson, because of your no-nonsense attitude.'

'Maybe you should try crying on the OUTSIDE....'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'It would be a great act, Anton, if you could just get him to stop saying 'meow'.'

'My previous school only had a single-decker walking bus.'

Clown pins balloons on boy with low hanging pants

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"It's an occupational hazard. You have laughing gas."

'The nicotine patch controls the craving, but he still needs to do something with his hands.'

'A raise? -- You take yourself WAY too seriously!'

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

'I graduated 'magna cum loony'!'

Clown

'Am I correct to interpret that as a 'No' answer?'

Clown Firing Squad.

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

'Well, if you won't take us to the circus - Can we have a barbeque?'

Clown Skis.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

'... You jump through hoops, and balance a ball on your nose, and all they pay you is one fish?... Boy, do you have a lousy agent!'

"I think we're in luck!"