Circus Nostalgia Enthusiast Gifts

Ex Circus Clown Down On His Luck. Please Give.

Children's Parties

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Clown God

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'He's maturing early.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Litter Tray Training

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Clown Face Painting

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Send in the Clones.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

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