Circus Nostalgia Gifts

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

The Banana Crime

Former Circus Performer Out of Work Due to Acts by Animal Activists

Children's Parties

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'He's maturing early.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Clown God

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Litter Tray Training

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'