Cilantro Aficionado Gifts

Nurse filling IV to patient: 'Cilantro.'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Too much cilantro

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'I love it when you spoon me.'

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

Mediterranean Martini

"Linguini for two?"

Seasonal workers in the restaurant trade: 'Salt...pepper'.

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

F&E Produce. I had interesting customers today. First, a beautician checked out the purple potatoes and yellow beets. Ah, a hair stylist inspected the colored roots! That card shark bought some fruit. Two pears, I'll bet! A journalist was searching for an onion alternative. He needs leeks! And labor negotiators requested to increase their usual vegetable order. They asked for a celery hike, eh? I think the customers are the best part of this job. Yeah, you never know who will turnip!

"Here's to a great post-meal nap."

"My compliments to Mummy!"

"I feel a draft."

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'Of course you can't have the chef's salad. What will the chef eat?'

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

Produce Academy. The lemons were all sent to detention again today? Yeah, they're always tarty.

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink