Cilantro Aficionado Gifts

Nurse filling IV to patient: 'Cilantro.'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Too much cilantro

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

"Linguini for two?"

Mediterranean Martini

Seasonal workers in the restaurant trade: 'Salt...pepper'.

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

"My compliments to Mummy!"

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

"Here's to a great post-meal nap."

"I feel a draft."

'Of course you can't have the chef's salad. What will the chef eat?'

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

Looks like I do dishes again.

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

"Who do you think you're fooling, Henry, smelling the cork and tasting the wine? The only wine you ever buy comes in a box!"

Origin of the 'spork'