Cilantro Opponent Gifts

Too much cilantro

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Tension filled the tent.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Mod Kwan Doh

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'The grudge match.'

An Archeologic Dig

Quiet Please: Merger In Progress

Cake Walk.

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Painter's Duel.

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

Tug the Toggle

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

"Do you believe in ghost peppers?"

Vegetarian Nightmare

"Woof is not a word."

"The lab boys figured out how to change lead into gold. Now your job is to corner the lead market."

"Will you stop saying I hit a birdie on that last hole! Is it my fault that bird flew into the path of my ball?"

Ha Ha! Better Luck Next Time.

Woman bragging about her big fish, husband with small fish.

'After this event, I want him tested. Blood, urine, DNA - the works. Look for anything unusual.'

Manic Peat Screechers

Nurse filling IV to patient: 'Cilantro.'

Company rules. 1. Management is always right. 2. When in doubt see rule 1.

Monday Nights: Wet Blanket Contest! I'm feeling really good about my chances this week, Bob!

"Of course, I was more competitive in those days."

"I couldn't disagree with you more. I think yours in greener."