Cilantro Opponent Mugs

Too much cilantro

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Tension filled the tent.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Mod Kwan Doh

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'The grudge match.'

An Archeologic Dig

Cake Walk.

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Painter's Duel.

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

Tug the Toggle

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"Do you believe in ghost peppers?"

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

"Will you stop saying I hit a birdie on that last hole! Is it my fault that bird flew into the path of my ball?"

Ha Ha! Better Luck Next Time.

Woman bragging about her big fish, husband with small fish.

Vegetarian Nightmare

"The lab boys figured out how to change lead into gold. Now your job is to corner the lead market."

'After this event, I want him tested. Blood, urine, DNA - the works. Look for anything unusual.'

Manic Peat Screechers

Nurse filling IV to patient: 'Cilantro.'

Company rules. 1. Management is always right. 2. When in doubt see rule 1.

"Of course, I was more competitive in those days."

"I couldn't disagree with you more. I think yours in greener."

"They've agreed to the merger. The sticking point is who is swallowing who."