Cutthroat Competitor Mugs

"Of course, I was more competitive in those days."

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Snail Racing

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Danth battle?

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Quiet Please: Merger In Progress

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Don't take this the wrong way but I'm thinking of calling someone in to manage our future corporate acquisitions.'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

A Man mixing up his sports.

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

Rugger.

Hmm...all the best!

Interpretive marathon

"All As. What did you get?"

Who said, women are no-good at boxing?

Bear in hotdog eating contest.