Cutthroat Campaigner Mugs

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Save the unicorn.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Palin 2012

Jerry Brown.

'Don't take this the wrong way but I'm thinking of calling someone in to manage our future corporate acquisitions.'

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Fahrenheit 911.

Tony Blair

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

Scott Walker keeps his job.

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

Welcome to Washington DC...Beware election year politics.

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

TRUMP

'Well, I see that Senator Zwecklos has found a loophole in the Campaign Finance law.'

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

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