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"Of course, I was more competitive in those days."

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Snail Racing

Danth battle?

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Don't take this the wrong way but I'm thinking of calling someone in to manage our future corporate acquisitions.'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

A Man mixing up his sports.

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

Who said, women are no-good at boxing?

Hmm...all the best!

"All As. What did you get?"

Interpretive marathon

Rugger.

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

Space Hopper Rodeo

"I'm counting that as a stroke for each time you went around."