Cutthroat Strategist T-Shirts

Celebrate their strategic edge with our playful t-shirts, featuring humorous slogans and designs that perfectly match the ambitious and cunning nature of a true cutthroat strategist.

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Negotiations Break Down

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"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system." mockup

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

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"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?" mockup

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

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News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle mockup

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

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'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?' mockup

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

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'She'll never look for me here.'

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"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?" mockup

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

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'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.' mockup

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

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'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.' mockup

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

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"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string." mockup

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

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A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole. mockup

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

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"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

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"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?" mockup

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

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"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

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'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...' mockup

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

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'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.' mockup

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

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'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.' mockup

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

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"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing." mockup

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

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"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first." mockup

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

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"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

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