Chutney Creator Gifts

'The snake swears by it for a great chutney.'

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Building a gingerbread house

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

"But I ordered death by chocolate."

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

"Barry can hack anything...including out lunch."

"I think the dog want's to stay in tonight, Jennifer!"

Chapeaux!

"Give it to me straight doc, am I cured?"

Wallpaper over a door.

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

"It's true escargot will add calories to the meal, but very slowly."

The Poet and Jingle Laureates' Office.

"Your resume is excellent, but your Facebook lacks the imagination we want in a new employee."

'I don't think he's taking this fight seriously enough.'

"Salamelier"

Chutney

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

"Kleinzweck is our resident punk physicist."

'Hello,'Professionally Written Protest Chants'! What do you want?' 'Something short and catchy.' 'When do you want it?' 'NOW!'

Chestnut crafts

"It's too late to call them now—they'll be sound asleep. They live in Connecticut!"

'Our food has the top Michelin rating.' 'The food or the tyre?'

'Watch with Whoever.'

Cat on Computer Keyboard

'The flavour of this is great so far - pass the pickled onions and rasberry jam.'

Fashion department desk trays/In/So Over.