Chuckles Chaser Pillows

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'The Saxon King' pub

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

Letter writing lady.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Tango

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'Laughter is the best medicine, so read this joke book three times a day after meals.'

Box of Tissues

'... and do you, Linda, promise to look up the word 'fellatio' in the dictionary?'

Mr. Winter blast returns.

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

"Do you mind if I chase a few practice balls first?"

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

Cupid