Chuckles Master Pillows

'Laughter is the best medicine, so read this joke book three times a day after meals.'

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

Ice Skater

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Screensaver says project compiling.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Meditation vs. Vegetation

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

'It's not global warming. It's 'Hot Flashes'.'

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

Couch potato.

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

'And what can you bring to the party?'

So as you can see, sales were identical in all sectors yet again last year. Peppermint Candies, Inc.

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Chiropractor jokes.

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

'Worry kills more people than work.'

'Maybe hard work 'never killed anyone' but why take the risk?'

'He's paralysed from the neck down.'

Chillaxing!

Ernie's a procrastinator who lives life to the fullest --- He lives each day as if it's his next-to-last!