Chuckle Lover Pillows

"If an election were held tomorrow, which party would you vote for?" "The wine and cheese party."

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

Yeah, he laughs, but only at his own jokes.

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

'The Saxon King' pub

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

'I can't bear to be without you.'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

Hugs 50 cents

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'It's not global warming. It's 'Hot Flashes'.'

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

Octopus gets tickled pink

So as you can see, sales were identical in all sectors yet again last year. Peppermint Candies, Inc.

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

'And what can you bring to the party?'

Chiropractor jokes.

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

Children playing with scissors in the nursery

'Laughter is the best medicine, so read this joke book three times a day after meals.'

'Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?'

Caution: Ticklish Tree.

Box of Tissues